With the Exception of Taco Tuesdays

I have polycystic ovarian syndrome. If you're like me the worst thing about PCOS isn't the grapefruit sized cysts, or the periods you've been getting every 9 days since you were 11…it's the fact that you get fat eating broccoli on a treadmill and your BFF orders her Burrito Ultimo "enchilada style" while wearing skinny jeans…It's the fact that skinny jeans will just be an unflattering tapered-ankle thing of the past by the time you get even halfway to your goal.

Friday, August 27, 2010

The Chronicles of Schmarnia: My Imaginary Closet

"Um, I have cellulite and stretch marks and that pretty much overrides being tiny…even when I somehow overcome the evil forces of PCOS and lose all the weight…I am still not going to prance around in a bikini. Stretch marks are like nipples…they are private parts, I don't plan on sharing them with the world and I don't hold with high regard a gal who does. The majority of my irreversible damage exists between my knees and hips so I need to plan for fashion that will camo this danger zone."

3 comments:

adsfAugust 28, 2010 at 5:15 PM
Hi, I'm just curious...how did you get pregnant with PCOS? Was it just the 50 lb weight loss alone?
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Boots McGillicuttySeptember 5, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Of course much of it is based on theory, but my most recent post http://www.livevideo.com/media/playvideo_fs.aspx?fs=1&cid=394EB07781984E31B89F4F5D757FFB18 provides some of the details leading up to that time.
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Boots McGillicuttySeptember 5, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Of course much of it is based on theory, but my post on September 4th provides some of the details leading up to pregnancy.
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